Bronwynisms

"A shark is like a T-Rex and a brontosaurus is like a whale...minus the long neck!"

Upon waking: "What's Thursday all about?  Never mind...I'm going back to sleep."

"That happened a long time ago...like the day before yesterday or maybe tomorrow..."

"I keep getting confused on whether God made me or Jesus.  I think mommy's make babies anyway so actually Mary probably made me."

Waking up at 2am "I MISS MY ROCKING CHAIR!" (which has been hiding in the basement for over a year now.)

Waking up at 2am "I WANT TO GET MY EARS PIERCED!" (out of the blue request!)

"Jack, you're the best big brother ever--except when you hit me and yell at me which is like 251 times a day!"