Jack has been in Occupational Therapy for over six months for handwriting. They say it is typical for boys and given he is a preemie even more typical. I was highly skeptical that 45 minutes of OT a week would take his hand cramps away and more importantly his hatred of writing. His OT said he worked so hard he completed the course work early. And even more wonderful, Jack told us his favorite part of school is...wait for it...creative writing.
Here is a story he wrote over spring break while we were completing our ancient Egypt crafts. I just forgot to record it until now...this is his exact story..spelling and all ;)
Long long ago Egypt was ruled by a poophead. He he just kidding it was ruled by a young King Naonom. Yes I know that is not a real word I just made it up for the story. He had way too many guards and I have no idea why? He liked guards a lot for some reason. Well let's just get on with the story. When he tells his guards to give him a vase they have a relay race with the vase and that bugs him so now you no what his guards are like, ok maybe not, they're pranksters. This story is about their biggest prank ever.
Chapter One flying dung... Once a guard was scooping camel poop. He saw the king... Kaboom!!! He flicked the poop or something and it flew and landed on King Naonon 's head!!! He said give me a bath but the guard gave him a smack!
Chapter Two prank take...5 hours after chapter one at night. A guard took the king's pants while the King was sleeping. When he woke up he yelled WHERE ARE MY PANTS!!! Then they fell from the sky right on King Naonon's head and he yelled EEEEEWWWW! I can't even tell you what was in the pants!!! He put them on. Then he said I need to go potty but his seat was gone then it fell from the sky and landed on King Nanom's head. It was so gross he fainted.
Chapter Three the big prank
Now for the biggest prank ever!!! Ok the guards combined the prank from Chapter One and Two. Flying dung, pants and a potty seat all together fell on King Naonoon's head. The End. No wait, not the end. That made the King quit and the guards were king now. Looks like the pranksters were more like gangsters. The End.
You've got to love the combination of talent and immaturity :)
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