May 28, 2016

Jack Interview 9.5 years

1. What is your happiest memory? Me being born so I can have all the other happy memories.
2. Why do you like being a kid?  Because being a grown up has too much responsibility.
3. One word to describe you would be _______.  Hugalicious.
4. What advice would you give your parents? Remember, always lock the door before you leave the house.
5. If you could be any animal, which one would you be and why? I would be the cheetah so I could run faster than everyone else in my class.
6. What do you like to do for fun? Play Minecraft; Scribblenots; and Legos.  Also play with Bronwyn.   
7. Tell about a funny time in your life. Let's see...When Sophie and I made up the Stinky Fairy novel.
8. What is your favorite thing to do? Why? My favorite thing to do is...maybe play Minecraft because there are so many different buildings to build and it is a very creative game (insert from Bronwyn--you should say play with Bronwyn!)
9. What is your favorite thing to do with your friends? Play Minecraft..wait as in friends like Jackson or friends like Sophie? (both).  Play Minecraft with Sophie and Star Wars with Jackson.
10. What do you love most about your sibling? I love Bronwyn because she is super nice and plays with me a lot. Bronwyn licks him.  Ewww...now give me a bit of your cake.
11. What was the nicest thing you did for som eone?  Gave Minni a foot massage.  Was it gross?  A little.
12. What do you think you will be when you grow up?  An engineer or an ethical hacker, one of those.   
13. What would be the ideal allowance? Tell me how you would use it. 20 dollars a week so I could save it up and get a new iPhone.
14. What do you think makes a person good-looking? No food on their face; no eye shadow (wait I real eye shadow every day???!!!!)  Sorry.  I mean the really intense kind.  Nice hair.
15. Name two things you would do if president?  The first thing--I would get rid of poverty.  Second thing I would buy 3000 Lego Sets. and also super scribble nots.
16. What is the grossest thing you can think of?  When I had diarrhea.  It smells worse than it looks.  

May 27, 2016

Bronwyn Interview (5.75 Years)

1. What is your happiest memory? Do you know my happiest memory?  Wait...was it when I was a baby and you were never mad at me.  mmm...and when I went to the pool party.
2. Why do you like being a kid?  'Cause you don't need to have a baby if you don't want to yet and because I didn't go into Kindergarten yet.
3. One word to describe you would be _______. Bronwyn.
4. What advice would you give your parents? Remember to wipe when you go potty.
5. If you could be any animal, which one would you be and why? A Lion so I can eat everyone's head off.
6. What do you like to do for fun? Play with Jack and do rough housing.    
7. Tell about a funny time in your life. Well, this was a prank and a little bit funny for me--well, really funny (wait!  You don't need to write that!!...wait you did it again.  Why do you write what I actually say?)  Jack put the catsup thing under the toilet and it looked like I got blood all over me and I had to take a shower or was it a bath?
8. What is your favorite thing to do? Why? To have play dates.  NO!  To go to the pool because it is fun to swim.  It just is.
9. What is your favorite thing to do with your friends? Play chicken (a game).
10. What do you love most about your sibling? Hmm...rough housing, no we already did that one...he is funny.
11. What was the nicest thing you did for someone?  At the pool party I said Lucy can sit with us to eat her cupcake.  
12. What do you think you will be when you grow up?  Hey mom...spell Hurry UP Bronwyn you are taking to long.  Hmmm..  what does Jack want to be for his.  No, wait...I want to be an artist because I'm good at drawing but we have no more paper...Huh..pfthhhh!  
13. What would be the ideal allowance? Tell me how you would use it. 10 dollars.  20!  To buy a robot Jack so he can stay home and play Minecraft and so he doesn't need to go to school.
14. What do you think makes a person good-looking? Brush teeth.  But don't use too much makeup or you'll look like a horrible monster.  
15. Name two things you would do if president?  Everyone goes home until it is Christmas (huh.  why would you do that?)  because it is funny.
16. What is the grossest thing you can think of?  When I was crying so bad all the boogars came down my noise and I was leaking gunk.  Now excuse me for a second (runs to the television).

May 20, 2016

This is How I Shake It!


Bronwyn signed up for dance lessons a few months ago...she started past the cut off for entering the recital (and ordering costumes).  However, another dancer dropped out so B got to use her costume and take her spot.

Bronwyn loves dance lessons...she loves the water fountain at the studio, the change of ballet to tap to jazz shoes, and socializing with the other dancers.  She tolerates the actual physical dancing as it seems a requisite for the rest of the package ;)

Recital night was this week!  She went to rehearsals and had a blast.  She asked if more people would be in the audience for the recital--a case of stage fright was her fear.  

What do you think?  Those hips do not look frightened!  Her father however did ;) Enjoy the show!  Congrats beautiful Bronwyn!

Jazz (crowd favorite)

Ballet (my favorite)

Tap (her favorite)