Bronwyn Interview (5.75 Years)

1. What is your happiest memory? Do you know my happiest memory?  Wait...was it when I was a baby and you were never mad at me.  mmm...and when I went to the pool party.
2. Why do you like being a kid?  'Cause you don't need to have a baby if you don't want to yet and because I didn't go into Kindergarten yet.
3. One word to describe you would be _______. Bronwyn.
4. What advice would you give your parents? Remember to wipe when you go potty.
5. If you could be any animal, which one would you be and why? A Lion so I can eat everyone's head off.
6. What do you like to do for fun? Play with Jack and do rough housing.    
7. Tell about a funny time in your life. Well, this was a prank and a little bit funny for me--well, really funny (wait!  You don't need to write that!!...wait you did it again.  Why do you write what I actually say?)  Jack put the catsup thing under the toilet and it looked like I got blood all over me and I had to take a shower or was it a bath?
8. What is your favorite thing to do? Why? To have play dates.  NO!  To go to the pool because it is fun to swim.  It just is.
9. What is your favorite thing to do with your friends? Play chicken (a game).
10. What do you love most about your sibling? Hmm...rough housing, no we already did that one...he is funny.
11. What was the nicest thing you did for someone?  At the pool party I said Lucy can sit with us to eat her cupcake.  
12. What do you think you will be when you grow up?  Hey mom...spell Hurry UP Bronwyn you are taking to long.  Hmmm..  what does Jack want to be for his.  No, wait...I want to be an artist because I'm good at drawing but we have no more paper...Huh..pfthhhh!  
13. What would be the ideal allowance? Tell me how you would use it. 10 dollars.  20!  To buy a robot Jack so he can stay home and play Minecraft and so he doesn't need to go to school.
14. What do you think makes a person good-looking? Brush teeth.  But don't use too much makeup or you'll look like a horrible monster.  
15. Name two things you would do if president?  Everyone goes home until it is Christmas (huh.  why would you do that?)  because it is funny.
16. What is the grossest thing you can think of?  When I was crying so bad all the boogars came down my noise and I was leaking gunk.  Now excuse me for a second (runs to the television).